Post by Logan on Jan 13, 2016 18:48:30 GMT -6
Cops: Florida man used wife’s head to mop up spilled milk after no-jelly rage
A Florida man is accused of using his wife's head as a mop to sop up spilled milk after he became angry at the lack of jelly in the house.
The Fruitland man told police he woke up and wanted a PB&J and became angry at his spouse when he saw none, according to dailycommercial.com.
That’s when he pushed her head to the floor “to use her head to clean the spilled milk,” according to the report. The man, who was not identified, was charged Sunday with domestic battery.
Continue reading at www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article54445655.html .
Well ladies, it looks like you may have missed out on a prized selection since he is already married. Florida man cleans up after himself and he is from Fruitland--you couldn't ask for any better! Psst, you might want to ask for Florida man to spill some beer when following the lather, rinse, repeat instructions.
btw, I am joking and do not condone abusive conduct.
A Florida man is accused of using his wife's head as a mop to sop up spilled milk after he became angry at the lack of jelly in the house.
The Fruitland man told police he woke up and wanted a PB&J and became angry at his spouse when he saw none, according to dailycommercial.com.
That’s when he pushed her head to the floor “to use her head to clean the spilled milk,” according to the report. The man, who was not identified, was charged Sunday with domestic battery.
Continue reading at www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article54445655.html .
Well ladies, it looks like you may have missed out on a prized selection since he is already married. Florida man cleans up after himself and he is from Fruitland--you couldn't ask for any better! Psst, you might want to ask for Florida man to spill some beer when following the lather, rinse, repeat instructions.
btw, I am joking and do not condone abusive conduct.
