Post by pavel on Jan 10, 2016 2:12:20 GMT -6
By Dave Lieber
My fellow Americans, we live in a nation that not only suffers from a budget deficit but also from a trust deficit. It’s too easy to be a crook.
Americans everywhere are frustrated that no one seems to go after the bad guys who call, email and mail their stupid come-ons. We often have their phone numbers, email addresses and bank accounts, but authorities don’t seem to care.
Rather than gripe about it, I’ve decided to do something. (Sit down for this.)
Today, I am announcing my candidacy for the presidency of the United States. (Gulp.)
You can’t vote for me. You can’t donate to me. But you can support the symbolic #watchdogforpresident cause and highlight the need to help consumers everywhere.
Read more: www.dallasnews.com/investigations/watchdog/20160109-watchdog-im-running-for-president-as-a-way-to-help-you.ece